Every day millions of internet users ask Google life’s most difficult questions, big and small. Our writers answer some of the commonest queries
“Why don’t I have a girlfriend,” we ask Google, and Google says: have you considered taking this quiz? We, we girlfriendless people, sometimes women but often men, we take our loneliness and we tap it into Google and Google says: here are anywhere between six and 14 reasons why you don’t have a girlfriend. We are crying, now, balled fists to the sky with the injustice of it, then we bring the fists down on a keyboard in a very specific order to ask Google something and Google takes us to a really weird place and says: have you considered the fact that quote-unquote “society screwed up your brain way too much”?
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